Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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