Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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