I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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