Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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