Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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