I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize
