i don't like sucking hair
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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