Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
not ubering you a puppy
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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