physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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