I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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