I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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