so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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