weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
did i just pee glitter
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Randomize