none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
No subtext here. People are naked.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
