You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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