I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
