Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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