Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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