Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
