no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
My liver just had a heart attack.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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