New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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