She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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