Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
they need to just BURY HIM!
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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