I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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