i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Randomize
