My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
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You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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