You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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