i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
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