so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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