scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
PANTIES FOUND
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