just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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