I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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