omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
