Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Buhtt sex?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Randomize
