do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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