no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
you didnt know i had herpes?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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