We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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