We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Randomize
