it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
