Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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