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say what?
wanna hang out?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
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She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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