His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I want to make a zoo with you.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Blood and glitter go together right?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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