The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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