i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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