yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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