She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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