Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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