they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'm always down for nudity.
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