i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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