As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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