I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
