He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
She made me pour olive oil on her.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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