So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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