turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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