Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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