Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
well you can't waste a boner
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FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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