I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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