you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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