you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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