I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
foreskin is a definite game changer
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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