it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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