girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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