Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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