i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
