I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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