am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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